23 Tweets About Single Life That Are All Too Real

It’s hard out there for a single person.

Dating apps may help us cast wider nets, but that doesn’t make the process of actually going on dates any less difficult. Need proof? Below, 23 tweets that capture the undeniable awkwardness of single life.

1

tinder dude: what are you doing up at 3am
me: heartburn

2

First date idea: go through each others Google browse histories

Me: has to explain why I Google zucchini so often

3

Who wants to date me. We will look at online menus but no talking or kissing.

4

Spooning: Washing every spoon until they are extra shiny.

5

[sees hot girl in bar]

me: [takes wedding ring off] so... do you come here often?

her: give me back my ring

6

[end of date]
Him: I'll text you soon.
Her: Cool. I'll just sit here in your car until you do.

7

Relationship status: stopped shaving one leg so it feels like I’m rubbing my smooth leg against a man at night.

8

Here, read this article about wealth and income inequality.

*me, flirting

9

[speed-dating]

ME: wanna see a magic trick?

HER: sure!

ME: yikes *writes "27 years old and still believes in magic" in notebook*

10

When your crush was really waving at the person behind you, and your face carefully freezes to hold back the tears

11

[FIRST DATE]
HIM: I’m really into mac—
ME: —aroni and cheese?
HIM: ...macroeconomics.
ME:
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ME: is that also pasta

12

Hate group pics on tinder when you have no idea which one it is

13

[First date]

Him: I’ve always loved sailing and the theater.

*Flashback to me falling off the roof trying to reenact the “I’m flying” scene from Titanic*

Me: Same.

14

Sometimes I call Comcast and add sports channels just so I can pretend to have a boyfriend.

15

[Speed dating]

HER: I'm really into astronomy

ME: the moon follows me when I drive

16

*on a first date*

ok dont let them know i stalked them online

them: my aunt--

me: theresa or sharon

17

[First Date]
Her: *to waiter* Can I ask what the Chef recommends?
Waiter: He recommends you leave now. You can do way better than this *nods towards me*
Me: What the actual fuck?

18

[date]

HER: I absolutely love Star Wars

ME: Oh me too

HER: What's your favorite part?

ME: *nervously* Uh, when the stars go to war

19

[First date at a restaurant]

Her: "I'm a big supporter of charities."

Me: *trying to impress* "I didn't bring my wallet with me."

20

It’s like this waiter doesn’t even realize he’s my date now.

21

A gated community for lonely millennial women who've given up on men called Cat City Bitch

22

"This is where the magic happens," I whisper to my burrito.

23

[first date]

Me: what are u binge watching?

Him: oh i don't have Netflix

Me: *gesturing for waiter: check please

Single? 4 things you can try on Valentine's Day 2018

If you are single, you don’t need to be gloomy when you hear the word Valentine’s day. It can be hard keeping your spirits up when everywhere you walk, you are bombarded by heart-shaped things.

Well, there is nothing wrong with you. There is nothing wrong with being single on this day. It’s a day like any other. There are various ways you can survive this day fabulously. It’s a day of love, right? Well, here are some of the tips you can apply to cope with this day.

1. Online dating

We have at least two weeks before this day. And according to online dating surveys, there is usually a surge in online dating use by members. More members sign up and inactive members activate their memberships. Apparently, there are lots of singles who have their first date on Valentine’s day. And most of these connections happened online.
So why not take advantage of this surge?
There are lots of sites online like WhiteGirlsBlackGuys. So why not sign up today. Registration is FREE and easy.
If you are already a member, upgrade your profile, especially your profile photo. Then get talking to as many singles as you can. Who knows… A lot can happen in two weeks. And if you are single even on this day, there will be other singles online on this day. Love doesn’t have to come your way on this particular day.

2. How about showing you some love?

This day doesn’t have to be about romantic love. You can actually make it about yourself. Buy yourself some flowers, chocolate or an extravagant gift. Who said you don’t deserve a special treat just because you are single? Do something that you enjoy doing alone like a whole day of pampering yourself. Go skiing or hiking. Stay in and catch up on a TV series you have been dying to watch.
There is so much love you have to give. This time around, give it to yourself. Just make a conscious decision to celebrate you!

3. Go clubbing

Besides the couples kissing here and there, how about rounding up other singles and go out dancing. Believe me, you won’t be the only single person there. Dance with the next hot man or woman you meet there. You never know how the evening will go. Lots of people have found love or lust on Valentine’s day.

4. Remember the people who love you

Look around you. How many people love you? There are lots of family and friends who love you. Remember them. Celebrate them. Like I said earlier, Valentine’s day doesn’t have to be all about expressing romantic love. Extend your love to the less fortunate. Do something nice for a homeless person. That is what love is all about.
All the best and may you make the most of this Valentine’s day by loving the most important person… YOU!